If you are the happy owner of a pet, it might seem like a good idea to ask somebody you know very well to watch ’em while you’re on vacation. And who’s the person closest to you: yes, your boyfriend. When this girl asked her boyfriend to watch her tortoise while taking a vacation she told him to “keep him out of trouble!” Well.. that didn’t turn out too wel, this tortoise did drugs, drove drunk, and looked at tortoise pornography while his master was away.. Oh gad.. boys will be boys huh?!